question for all male skinsuit wearers....

i have been wondering about this for awhile so it came up in the car to last weeks friday night race with karla and kieran.
beth: so kieran. i have a personal question.

kieran: uh....... yeah?

beth: so...like... what happens when you are wearing your skinsuit at a urnal as opposed to at a porta-potty. do you strip the skinsuit down all the way to your knees? is that kind of weird? especially if the people next to you aren't in a skinsuit and are in a kit with a separate top and bottom?

karla: hahahahhaha

kieran: [in kieran's matter of fact, short tone.] don't know. never used the bathroom in my skinsuit

beth: what do you mean?

kieran: [again, in very candid tone.] just doesn't happen. i don't ever need to use the bathroom.

karla: c'mon!! what if you are in your skinsuit for four hours or more.

kieran: [adamant this time] it just doesn't happen.

karla: so what do you think happens? do guys strip all the way down--skinsuit to kees? do they shoot it out the leg of the spandex? or up through the zipper?

beth: this would really depend on the skinsuit. i don't think on mine you could go up through the zipper. the zipper is way up at the belly button.

kieran: you are going to have to ask someone else.

karla: joel will tell us.

beth: hernandez too.

however, we failed to ask the appropriate parties last friday night. so yesterday the topic arose again, and karla & mel suggested i open up the question to the blog-world. so comments much appreciated.

also, quads are 60cm.

and also, karla wanted me to express her aggravation that not one 45 yr old dude has offered to sponsor her! do you need to be reminded how cool she is? .... and racing age 45 is okay btw.

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